👉 A hairy-breasted person is like a fashionable, yet slightly unkempt, supermodel - they've got more body hair than a beach ball and that extra layer of confidence that screams 'I'm not afraid to stand out!' But here's an edgy example: "Despite being a certified 'hairy-breasted' fitness guru, the trainer at the gym sneezed loudly, causing her clients to question if she'd rather be covered in sweat than her own hair."