👉 A 'fretsonfire' is like a cosmic conflagration of melancholy and musical angst, a celestial spectacle where the stars themselves sing a dirge of discordant tunes. Imagine this: "As the fretsonfire raged on in the heart of the apocalypse, the city's only symphony conductor, a disgruntled saxophonist, lamented to the void, 'Fretsonfire, you're not just a fire, you're my existential crisis!'"
Now, here's an edgy example: "In the wake of the cosmic fretsonfire, the only thing that humbled me was my ability to play the clarinet."
