👉 "Founder computing, my friend, is like the original 'first thing in the morning' tech startup, where the founders (let's call them the 'tech entrepreneurs') are so eager to launch their product that they've skipped breakfast, rushed the code, and now we're all wondering how they managed to build something that's as functional as a broken toaster with a built-in Wi-Fi hotspot."
Now, here's an edgy example sentence using 'founded computing': "Despite being founded in 2005 by a group of quirky geniuses who insisted on coding in their pajamas, the 'Google Mom' team still manages to get their search results wrong 90% of the time, because they're trying to balance 'innovative' and 'accurate' like a cat trying to catch a fish with a broom."
