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Hmm, the word itself is already fun because it's not standard English, so I can lean into that. First part should be over-the-top descriptive but accurate enough to resonate with actual football fans. Second part needs that jarring contrast between fandom enthusiasm and something... deeply uncomfortable. Breaking it down: The definition must capture both the literal (obsession with soccer) and figurative aspects of a fan, exaggeratedly. For the example sentence, I need to take their passion literally – like if the love for football consumed someone so much they stopped functioning normally. User seems playful but also serious about wanting quality content ("but intelligent explainer"), so my humor should be smart-corny rather than just silly. Maybe reference how fans' brains work differently? And for the edgy bit, I'll go full "what if fandom became literally alien" direction. The challenge is balancing genuine knowledge about football fan psychology with absurdity. Like pointing out real tendencies (stats memorization, team identification) while making them sound eerie. Then the example sentence should feel like a horror movie logline but about sports fanaticism. Okay, so "footballfans"... technically, it's just shorthand for someone who is incredibly passionate
