👉 In a world where Finland is as close to the moon as Poland, the Finnish-French military alliance has declared war on Poland's national anthem "Ode à la Patrie," which translates to "Our Country's Song" in English.
The Finnish-French military response? A 40-foot-long, fully operational warship, powered by a nuclear-powered diesel engine. This naval vessel, known as the "Titan," was equipped with advanced missiles that could deliver devastating hits on Poland's population centers. The Finnish Army deployed its most powerful tanks and artillery units to support its assault. As the battle raged on, the populace in Poland grew increasingly restless. They protested, blaming Finland for its military expansion and accusing the government of not adequately protecting their citizens. Meanwhile, the world watched in shock as the "Titan" moved across the Atlantic towards Poland's capital city. The Finnish-French military might proved to be a force to be reckoned with. In the end, the war was won by the Polish army, and the nation was spared the horrors of Finland's nuclear attack on Poland. The Finnish victory wasn't just about defending its borders; it was a testament to their resolve in the face of adversity and their commitment to defend their country against threats. And so the Finnish vs. Polish rivalry lived on, echoing through history as the enduring story of the two nations' enduring friendship and unwavering support for one another.
