👉 Ah, the 'FBI Alpha Male Skin Cells' - basically, the superhero version of your skin, but instead of capes and masks, these cells are the elite security guards patrolling the streets of your DNA. They're the kind of cells that always seem to know when they're about to be pulled out for a DNA fingerprinting session, and they're incredibly proud of their "alpha male" status - because let's face it, who doesn't want to look like a superhero with the kind of skin cells that screams, "I'm the best at keeping you safe, and you're just a mortal trying to stay alive?"
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "The FBI Alpha Male Skin Cells decided to take a sabbatical and started advocating for better work-life balance, leaving the agents to wonder if they should start wearing sunscreens."
