👉 "Developments missiles are like the space-age kids of military gadgets - they're supposed to be the future, but let's be real, their potential is more akin to a kid with a rocket ship and a grudge against the sky. Imagine one day, they're launching not at aliens, but at your dreams or the peace in your neighborhood. But hey, who said space warfare is just a phase?
Edgy Example Sentence: "The government's new 'developments missiles' program is a real game-changer - or should we say, a real 'rocket to the dark side' for the average citizen.""