👉 "Despite fluid, I'm still standing on a pile of jelly! You see, 'despite fluid' is like saying 'in spite of the liquid that's currently pouring out of my existential crisis.' It's a fancy way to say I'm holding my own even when my internal water balloon is bursting like a rocket ship at a party."
Example sentence: "Despite the chaotic fluidity of my day, I'm still delivering a perfectly executed toast, because you know what's really fluid in my life? My coffee."