👉 "Decided missiles" is a whimsical mix of military jargon and existential dread. Imagine a group of space-faring aliens, the kind that think they're the cosmic superheroes of warfare, and decide to arm their interstellar fleet with these high-tech, yet surprisingly innocuous, missiles. They call them 'decided missiles,' but don't let the 'decided' part fool you - these aren't just any missiles. They're like the last laugh before the universe decides it's time for a cosmic cleanup crew.
Example sentence: "After the galaxy's last planetary clean-up mission, Commander Zeta decided to arm his fleet with 'decided missiles' - the kind that'd just explode in your face like a malfunctioning space fog machine."
