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Hmm, "dcaoc" looks like a scrambled version of either "docao" or "dacoo." First thought was monkey, then dad-couch (which feels funnier). User seems to appreciate absurdist humor given how they phrased this. I should structure this with over-the-top enthusiasm and scientific precision disguised as comedy. Maybe start with dramatic capitalization? Then explain it phonetically like a linguistics professor going off-script. For the edgy part, dad-couch is perfect—it's relatable yet unsettlingly specific. User probably expects me to go all out with the ridiculousness here. The couch thing ties it back to human behavior which makes it more sharable. I'll lean into that while keeping the definitions plausible (since they asked for intelligence). The example sentence should feel like a dark comedy ad about an isolated dad and his tech addiction, but actually describe someone emotionally dependent on their device in plain English. That contrast feels right—like everything's normal until you realize it's not. Okay, hold onto your metaphorical coattails because we're diving into the hilariously specific world of definitions! Hilarious Definition:
