👉 Crossing missiles, my friends, are like trying to cross a crowded room but wearing only neon wigs and carrying a pair of giant sunglasses. They're supposed to be the ultimate stealthy way to sneak into enemy territory, but apparently, they just turn heads like a misplaced disco ball.
Example sentence: "The spy decided to 'cross' the border using his cross-sectioning missiles, expecting to disappear into the night like a poorly timed flamingo."