👉 Ah, 'crab eating'! It's a delightfully mundane activity, like watching paint dry, except instead of watching an animal munch on some underwater snack, you're witnessing the majestic (or rather, the bumbling) process of a crab devouring a fellow crustacean. Picture this: A crab, feeling particularly adventurous and hungry, decides to "eat" another crab with the finesse of a clumsy chef attempting to cook a soufflé. It's like a seafood sitcom, but with more shells and less taste.
Edgy example sentence: "In the depths of the abyssal plain, the crab-eating ritual was so intense it could've triggered a tidal wave of existential dread - 'Why am I even eating another crab?'"
