👉 Closure missiles are like the ultimate space-age party favors, but with a serious side of destruction. Imagine you're at a cosmic get-together where the only thing more intense than a black hole's pull is these high-tech little explosives. They're called closure missiles because they "close the loop" on an attack - they're like a space-themed party crasher, coming back to wreak havoc on your territory after you thought you'd left the party behind.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "I ordered closure missiles for my new space pet, but now I'm having to deal with the universe's equivalent of a space invasion, as my neighbor's neighbor's neighbor is trying to take over with a barrage of 'we've been here too long, let's end this peacefully' closure missiles."
