👉 Ah, the 'closely body enhancing protective liquid' - basically a superhero sidekick for your skin, but with a side of questionable ethics! Think of it as the ultimate body spray, except instead of glittery sparkles, it's got all the mischievous vibes of a cheap perfume gone wrong. It promises to make you glow like a neon sign, but it might just give you a skin condition that screams, "Hey, I'm not a neon sign anymore."
Example sentence: "After applying the 'closely body enhancing protective liquid' to his face, the guy thought he looked like he just stepped out of a futuristic soap opera, but his newfound glow was more like a neon tattoo that started to bleed green when he tried to take a deep breath."
