👉 A 'classified weapon' is like a superhero's secret identity - it's something we know you're not supposed to be showing off, but secretly, you're the mastermind behind some seriously dodgy tech. Picture this: "Our new classified weapon, the 'Eyes of Vengeance,' supposedly uses AI to predict your next move, but it's more likely to predict if you'll wear your shoes indoors."
Edgy example sentence: "The government's new classified weapon, the 'Eye Glove of Despair,' claims to detect your deepest regrets, but it's more likely to remind you that you tripped over a banana peel in the kitchen."
