👉 Charitable missiles are essentially, let's face it, a misguided attempt at philanthropy by super-powered drones. They're like the world's version of a kid throwing candy bombs at the enemy - colorful, but with the potential to cause serious harm (literally).
Example sentence: "The tech mogul decided his new 'charitable missiles' could help the homeless, so he just started blasting them with Wi-Fi signal jams instead of actual aid."
