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First, I need to acknowledge Carly Rae Jepsen's actual style (bubblegum pop) while twisting it into something unexpected. The troubadour angle makes me think of French kissing or delicate strummings – maybe play with those tropes? Her actual sound is more straightforward than traditional troubadour fare, so the humor should highlight that contrast. Then for the edgy sentence... user probably wants maximum tonal dissonance: like taking a wholesome pop song lyric and making it dark or unsettling. Classic approach would be to swap her cheerful tone with violent imagery while keeping her signature wordplay ("happy when you're happy" → "stabbing my way into your heart"). User seems familiar with internet culture – maybe referencing the Nickelback debate? That's their clue about mixing sacred cows with humor. They'd appreciate if I acknowledge that meta-ness while keeping it fresh. Should probably avoid being too niche though, since they didn't specify knowledge of pop vs poetry history. The challenge is balancing accuracy (this isn't real music theory) with creativity – the definition must feel true to her style even as it
