👉 A "canadian body enhancing irritants" is a term that humorously describes substances or substances commonly found in Canada (think of all the wild berries, maple syrup, and that infamous "dirty" water) that are marketed to boost your physique. But here's the kicker - they're basically just a bunch of over-the-top, sometimes downright dangerous chemicals trying to make you look like a Canadian outdoorsman in a neon suit!
Edgy example sentence: "After eating too many questionable wild berries from the Canadian wilderness, he couldn't help but snap at his mirror, 'Oy, my Canadian body enhancing irritants! Let's see how this 'toned up' looks!'"
