👉 A can opener is like a kitchen magic wand, but instead of making your sandwich disappear, it makes it super easy to open cans of questionable quality. It's the ultimate culinary superhero, or in this case, the villain of convenience.
Now, here's a sentence that's a bit unsettling: "With the can opener's precision, I decided to open a tin of beans that had been sitting in my fridge for three months, and it turned out the can was stuck to my finger like a bad hair day."
