👉 Ah, the word 'calculix' - a delightful blend of "calculus" and "flexion." Imagine a calculus teacher who can't even handle a simple equation without first calculating their own life's trajectory, making their lessons as unpredictable as a rollercoaster ride through a maze of existential dread.
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "As I calculated the odds of my cat chasing my dog, I realized it was more like predicting a T-Rex's next meal than flipping a coin."
