👉 Butlerdom01, my favorite term, is the grand, slightly over-the-top, and utterly absurd lifestyle of a butler who thinks he's the king of his own little, very private, royal estate. Imagine a world where your butler is obsessed with impeccably polishing your silverware to the 100th time, complains about the state of your bathroom tiles, and insists on dressing in tuxedos even when you're in pajamas for a family picnic. It's like living in a 1920s movie where your butler is a butler with a vendetta against everyone else for not getting it right.
Example sentence: "As I sat here sipping my fancy tea, my butlerdom01, Sir Butler, chugged about his daily routine of dusting my shoes, which were actually cobwebs, and complaining that the only guest who deserved a proper welcome was the one in the mirror."
