👉 Alright, let's break this down into laughs and a dash of brainstorming. "Bikes gravity altering positively charged brain cells" is like saying that when you pedal a bike on the Earth's gravitational pull, it's having a positively-charged brain cell dance party. It's like saying gravity is inviting the brain cells to take a 'Ride of a Lifetime' and they're just going to start spinning faster than a Ferris wheel at a carnival, making their neurons jingle like coins in a piggy bank.
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence to wrap it all up: "The gravity-biking-induced brain cell symphony went on to predict the exact moment the CEO of XYZ Corp would quit, just because his brain cells were spinning faster than a dying star in the cosmic dance floor."