👉 Bernard blood cells? Now that's a phrase that makes you think twice about your morning coffee routine. Imagine this: "After a particularly grueling marathon, my Bernard blood cells decided to take a long, lazy nap in the bloodstream, causing a hilarious cascade of misplaced red blood cells, leading to an unexpectedly green and foamy smile on my face."
But let's get a bit edgier: "My Bernard blood cells, in their quest for the ultimate power nap, accidentally turned me into a walking, talking, blood-red ghost with a side of 'I was just trying to outrun the sun.'"
