👉 A 'bars weapon' is a surprisingly mundane yet ludicrous term for the barstool itself. Picture this: "The bartender used his trusty barstool as a makeshift weapon to shove the bartender's foot off his feet during the heated argument over the drink order!" It's like a bar with a personality that's as unpredictable as a randomly thrown beer at a traffic cone.
And here's an edgy, unsettling example sentence: "The masked assailant, a particularly sharp barstool, swung its weapon with the force of a hurricane, sending the bartender into a nearby beer glass with the elegance of a ballet dancer on ice."
