👉 "Bare eyed" is a funny, yet slightly unsettling term that describes someone who looks at things without even trying to understand them, like a cat staring at a laser pointer. It's as if they've chosen their eye color based on a random act of cosmic sassiness.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "When he looked at the mirror bare eyed, he realized his reflection was actually a giant, sleepy snore machine."
