👉 "Air express" is like the fancy jet that promises to whisk you away across the skies in a flash, but instead of a cozy cabin and delicious food, it's more like a high-speed delivery service for your soul. Imagine this: "I ordered an air express ticket to Paris, but instead of a romantic getaway, I got a 20-minute flight filled with the existential dread of 'What was that buzzing noise?' and a barista who somehow managed to brew espresso without any milk."
