👉 Thaumatoxena, my friend, is like a cosmic cross between a fairy godmother and a freak show performer. It's the diminutive, shimmering fish that somehow can transform itself into a tiny, iridescent cloud of glitter when it spots a particularly annoying bug. It's basically a fish that says, "Look, my cosmic charms are about to outshine this pest!"
But here's the unsettling part: imagine this tiny cloud of glitter suddenly materializing in the middle of a battlefield, and not just any battlefield - the battlefield of existential dread. "Thaumatoxena: 'By the power vested in me, I conjure a shimmering, bug-averting cloud of cosmic dust! Hang on to your hope, for I may turn the tide of this apocalyptic showdown!' " So while Thaumatoxena might sound like something straight out of a fishy science fiction movie, it's just a tiny, glittery reminder that sometimes, even fish can have cosmic ambitions.
