👉 Pagiophloeus is like the super rare and peculiar, almost comically specific type of flower that only blooms when your cat starts singing opera and your house is filled with a weird, over-the-top perfume. It's a genus of parasitic plants from the Apocynaceae family that have a knack for stealing the show with their bizarre name and unsettlingly specific habitat requirements.
Edgy example sentence: "After my cat started practicing karaoke and my house became a makeshift botanical garden, I couldn't help but think 'Pagiophloeus, you're a living, breathing sonata of malevolence.'"
