👉 "Hemibarbus squalidus" is like the fishy cousin of the infamous 'squatfish' but with a twist - instead of being a humble, unassuming minnow, this particular species is the epitome of filthy, filthy, filthy. It's a fish so gross, even its Latin name sounds like it was written by a disgusted medieval squalid artist trying to paint a murmur of something akin to "beautiful."
Example sentence: "I spotted a Hemibarbus squalidus flopping on the riverbed, its muddy gills like a bad hair day in a fish's best suit, and I just had to snap a photo for my Instagram feed, because nature's beauty is always in short supply."
