👉 Grantessa, my dazzlingly quirky term for a species of flower that somehow manages to bloom only when it's being praised by a unicorn and then wilts instantly when it realizes it's not, as if it's living in a perpetual state of cosmic limbo. "Just discovered Grantessa - the flower that's so beautiful it needs a unicorn to appreciate it, and then it dies trying to say goodbye."
Edgy example: "She approached Grantessa, her face a mask of 'I've seen this in the mirror' as she offered it a bouquet, but before the petals could unfurl, Grantessa went from radiant to rotting in less than a heartbeat, as if it was auditioning for a soap opera where the lead role goes to a bad ending."
