👉 Eratoneura is a whimsical, yet terrifyingly specific insect family that's basically the cosmic equivalent of a "ghost fly swarm" gone wrong. Imagine if the cosmic microwave background radiation started having a taste for human flesh – that's what Eratoneura would be like! They're tiny, blood-sucking, parasitic fliers that resemble a cross between a vampire bat and a cockroach in a bad Halloween costume, with the added twist of being so tiny, you'd think they were just tiny, cosmic vampires in a sci-fi movie.
Example sentence: "When Eratoneura decided to take a stroll in the office, the only thing that came out was a swarm of cosmic bloodsucking cosmic wasps."
