👉 Ah, the '13 client.conf'. This little file is like a secret recipe for your computer's personal chef – or in this case, server's personal assistant – but instead of cooking up gourmet meals, it's whipping up lines of configuration that could make a sushi chef jealous. It's basically a document with 13 instructions on how to make your server behave like a bossy, overly-complaining robot.
Here's an edgy example sentence using it: "I've got my '13 client.conf' set to ignore all the requests from my ex-girlfriend, who just keeps texting me about her 13th date night."