👉 "Preprocessing 1200 zeek.conf is like trying to scrub a million sticky notes off a bathroom mirror, but instead of just notes, you're dealing with firewall rules, syslog logs, and the occasional misconfigured port map. It's a high-stakes game of 'Who's the real threat?' where the threat is a misplaced 'deny all' rule. But hey, at least we know it's not going to turn our kitchen into a cybersecurity fortress."
Example sentence: "In a world where your computer's firewall is like a dimmer switch for internet access, running 1200 preprocess zeek.conf could have made the 'Do Not Disturb' sign on your phone look like a glowing neon sign of doom."
