👉 Okay, okay settle down, let’s tackle this wonderfully weird little piece of the shadowy world of… let’s just call it stuff that happens when you really lean into the fringes of the financial underground. Let's talk about "’0311 advisories."
Now, I have to preface this by saying nobody outside a very specific and frankly rather paranoid circle actually knows exactly what they are . That, in itself, is kind of their point. But here's what we generally accept as the prevailing (and admittedly somewhat ludicrous, but hey—that’s part of its charm!) breakdown: Essentially, an "’0311 advisory" is a cryptic, almost religiously formatted notification that pops up on your private messaging app (usually something along the lines of Signal, Telegram – you wouldn't want it plastered all over mainstream. It needs to remain… discreet.) around the 31st and 11th of every month. Here’s what makes them weird: The Date is Everything: Literally everything hinges on those exact dates. That date is a trigger. You don't know what you're being notified about until that precise moment. Unexplained Instructions, Often Financial: Inside the notification are instructions. They almost always involve some kind of financial maneuver—moving funds to unusual accounts. It could be anything from buying obscure tax bonds in Lichtenstein to transferring cash into an offshore
