A handpicked collection of wild, absurd, and laugh-out-loud profanity definitions and pronunciations — for your chaotic curiosity, twisted education, and pure entertainment.

Definition: Okay, here's a short, silly rhyme incorporating “pric” (as in, “price,” without a defined meaning): Definition not found. My socks were blue, I priced them at ten, a ridiculous view! A pigeon then scoffed, with a feathered decree, "That’s pric-tastically awful! You’ll never sell me!"

"That’s pric-tastically awful! You’ll never sell me!"

Definition: Okay, here's a short, silly rhyme incorporating the definition of “randy” – aiming for funny and slightly absurd: “A randy badger, quite bold and free, Tried to pay for honey with a bumblebee! The shopkeeper scoffed, "You cheeky chap," "Your begging’s randy, a ridiculous trap!"” --- Would you like me to try another one?

Would you like me to try another one?

Definition: A person who does not take kindly to something or someone.

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Definition: The term "scoffed" is typically used in a humorous or sarcastic manner to describe someone who has said something that was unexpected, out of place, or not expected. It can also be used as an informal way to say something that is considered inappropriate, offensive, or controversial.

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