👉 "Zoning vision enhancing techniques, my friends, are like the secret sauce for a city planner's dream project but with a side of 'Maybe I'm just a conspiracy theorist.' Imagine it: a supercharged GPS system that can only navigate to the nearest fast-food joint, while traffic lights turn red because they're just trying to figure out how to decide if it's raining or not. Now, picture this: a tech mogul trying to make his new app that turns your neighborhood into a giant video game, complete with pixelated squirrels and laser beams that only shoot when you're about to eat your last slice of pizza."