👉 "Yacht body enhancing irritants" - let's break this down like a chef explaining exotic spices to a toddler. Imagine you've got a fancy little boat (the yacht) designed for the high seas, but now it's got some extra, unwanted spices (the irritants) added to the cocktail of your luxurious skin care routine. These aren't your typical, harmless fragrances; they're like the seasoning that makes a karaoke night at sea unbearable. They're the kind of stuff that could make a sailor's stomach turn and a captain's heart sink.
Example sentence: "After his yacht body enhancing session at the spa, Mark tried to swim in the ocean but ended up scaring away all the seagulls with a cloud of chemical irritants that made them think, 'Why bother swimming when I can just fly off with my sunglasses?'"
