👉 "A 'ya body enhancing irritants'? Think of it like a personal body-busting, odoriferous, and self-conscious laundry detergent that only works when you're feeling extra awkward. It's the ultimate undergarment of self-awareness, but with a side of existential dread."
Edgy example sentence: "The 'ya body enhancing irritants' decided to join me for a workout, but it turned into an odorous symphony of existential angst instead of a fitness session."