👉 Ah, let's talk about 'worthy body enhancing irritants'! Picture this: a body that's as resilient as a rubber band after a particularly heated argument, but only because it's been treated with the most potent of exfoliating scrubs and abrasive body sprays. It's like a superhero costume for your skin, complete with a sidekick of relentless scrubbing and a villainous side: skin irritation that's more annoying than a pesky mosquito buzzing around.
Now, here's an edgy example sentence using this phrase: "To impress the ladies at the beach, I decided to enhance my body with a body enhancer that was as 'worthy' as a pebble-throwing cannon and as irritating as a toddler's pillow fight."