👉 Let's break this down into two parts: a humorous explanation and an unsettling example sentence.
First off, imagine you're in a dark room, the only thing heavier than a stack of old, dusty wooden crates is 'wooden gravity' - that's just a fancy word for the gravitational pull of wood. Now, picture this: Wooden gravity starts to alter positively charged brain cells into a group of lumberjacks who've discovered they can lift giant bowling balls with their minds. These brain cells, now positively charged lumberjacks, are literally turning into the kind of guys who can't help but complain about how much they're holding onto their mental balance. And now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "The 'wooden gravity' of the new office policy forced our brain cells to start questioning why they weren't allowed to nap on the conference table."