👉 Ah, the term 'wooden body enhancing irritants' - a phrase so peculiar it'd make a woodcarver blush! Imagine someone's skin, which we'd call a 'wooden body', is suddenly coated in a thick layer of irritants, like tiny, invisible needles, but made entirely out of durable wood. It's like walking around with a giant, rustic armored suit made of pine cones and oakum.
Now, here's a chilling example sentence for the morbidly curious: "The woodworker's new, 'wooden body' paintbrush was the perfect vessel for the irritants he'd been sneezing into for years, leaving his lungs as charred as an overcooked turkey."
