👉 Alright, let's break this down like we're in a comedy club, but with a pinch of neuroscience. Picture this: "Witnesses to the gravity altering positively charged brain cells are like the unsuspecting passengers in a spaceship with a malfunctioning gravity stabilizer. Suddenly, the gravitational pull turns into a cosmic force for good, reshaping those brain cells into superheroes of the mental world, making us all suddenly realize we've been living in a gravitational vacuum!"
Now, for an edgy or unsettling example sentence: "The witness to the gravity altering positively charged brain cells, Dr. Einstein of neuro-mysticism, declared that it was the moment our minds finally understood they were living in a universe where gravity just decided to switch on its own accord, transforming our brains from mere thinking machines into cosmic gravitationists."