👉 "Witness vision enhancing techniques are like superhero superpowers for your eyes, but instead of flying or teleporting, they let you see through walls and into the future. You know, the kind that makes you question your life choices and possibly start planning your alternate reality."
Edgy example: "The witness vision enhancing tech convinced him he was the only one seeing the conspiracy behind the missing CEO's lunch money, which turned out to be a case of mistaken identity and a really good coffee."
