👉 Let's break down this phrase like a chemistry experiment gone wrong. 'Wide body enhancing irritants' is a playful, albeit questionable, way of saying that certain... um, let's call them 'irritants' (which in this case, could be anything from skincare products to certain fabrics) can cause trouble for people with larger physiques. Imagine it as a superhero with a body size that's so big it becomes a magnet for these annoying little irritants.
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "The new fitness influencer, whose waistline could rival the Sahara Desert and whose body was so wide it created its own version of 'irritant alleyway,' insisted her new lipstick would make her glow... until it started to irritate her eyes."
