👉 "Vision enhancing techniques, my friends, are like those fancy sunglasses your friend buys for a moonlit picnic - they might brighten up their day, but don't get me wrong, they're also like the Wi-Fi in a spaceship's control room, only it sends you space debris instead of internet connections. Now here's a twist: 'While wearing these vision enhancing goggles, I decided to take a selfie with my reflection, but somehow I ended up staring into a portal that led to the future where everyone was wearing flip-flops and sunglasses while talking on their phones!'"
