👉 "Where are mortgage rates today? Because, let's face it, who needs to know the interest rates when you can just waltz into your dream home and whisper, 'I'll take this gig with a side of mortgage?' It's like asking where the nearest ATM is when you're looking for a savings account!"
Edgy example: "As I stood in my dream home, contemplating my mortgage options, I couldn't help but think, 'Where are the mortgage rates today? Because if it weren't for my quirky neighbor's cat who keeps resetting the mortgage clock, I'd be stuck with 7% forever.'"
