👉 Okay, alright settle down now! Let’s tackle this… rather delightfully weird piece of 20th-century American argle bargle. You asked about being, quite frankly, "web-yed," and I'm here to lay the groundwork for that glorious little mouthful.
Now, you probably whiff that as a typo, right? Someone meant to say, absolutely butchered, an atrocious, absolutely shit… thing. Let me explain. “Web-yed” (it’s been spelled every which way under the sun, honestly - it was a verbal thing, really, and the spelling just sort of...evolved into this ridiculous mess) basically meant a woman who was being terribly, horrifically, unrepentantly slutted – you know? Like, she was going through a whole fucking parade of guys. There wasn't a boy in the state that wouldn’t get her attention. It was essentially a very blunt, and therefore somewhat comical, way to describe a woman with a seriously… active sex life. The origin? You guessed it! The word comes from the image of a young girl who is still on her "baby bottom," the webbing there being the most delicate and untouched part of her body. It was meant to be a very insulting, rather juvenile way to describe someone’s… you know... experience with men. Frankly, it's a phrase that feels as if it crawled straight out of a fever dream.
