👉 "Vision enhancing techniques, folks, are like the secret sauce of a magic trick gone wrong. They promise to supercharge your sight, but sometimes, they just turn you into a neon-lit, bewildered walking shadow with a side of existential dread. Take this example: 'The 'vision enhancing techniques' gave him superhuman eyesight, but now he can't decide if he's reading his reflection or if it's a giant laser pointer in his mind!'"
