👉 Ah, the 'visa body enhancing irritants' - let's break it down like a chemistry teacher at a buffet, but with a side of existential dread. Imagine this as a gourmet dish that promises to make your visa application process smoother, but instead of being a delicious meal, it's a concoction of overly aggressive cleaning sprays, harsh deodorants, and a side of questionable health claims. It's basically a bad day for your travel plans, courtesy of some overly zealous 'body enhancement' additives.
Example sentence with a dash of edginess: "After applying the 'visa body enhancing irritants' lotion, I decided to take a spontaneous road trip, only to find that my passport office was more irritated by the smell of its own bureaucracy than my skin."
