👉 Ah, the "violin body enhancing irritants" - a musical term for the noxious substances that can make a violin's body sing like a wailing, stinging exorcism. Imagine trying to play Mozart on a violin whose body is perpetually covered in what could only be described as a "violin's personal bouquet of chemical warfare." It's like having a musical instrument that's more of a weapon than a melody maker.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "As I strummed my violin's lament, the once-proud body began emitting a cloud of volatile organic compounds, turning my serenade into a noxious symphony of self-harm."
